Friday, February 10, 2006

Horton out?? Hooray!!

So a release on MU Tigers declares Jason Horton questionable for Sunday's "All-Century" debacle against Kansas State. The release indicates Horton "is listed as questionable for Sunday's (Feb. 12) All-Century Game against Kansas State after fracturing a finger during Tuesday's men's basketball game at Baylor." It goes on to state the injury is on his right hand and was suffered early in the game...

Some explanation... Here's my interpretation

"Missouri guard Jason Horton is questionable for Sunday's game against Kansas State because of he-sucks-itis, a not-so commonly seen sister ailment of pussy-itis. Horton's playing time will be determined based on how well he continues to kiss the ass of coach Popcorn Head, whose greasy head is on the popping block. Future and more adamant statements of support for the lame-duck Popcorn Head will be rewarded with more playing time."

Or a third...
"Missouri guard Jason Horton is questionable for Sunday's game against Kansas State after coach Popcorn Head fractured Horton's finger. Popcorn said the finger was broken because of Horton's repeated refusal to play hard. This is the first sign of Popcorn attempting to bring discipline to the Tigers' roster."

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