Sure, Missouri has lost five straight games by double digits... but Baylor's good for what ails you, right? Right?
19:09: First basket of the game: Baylor’s Aaron Bruce makes a nice pass inside for a layup. Kevin Young stupidly fouls the Baylor player, but not hard enough to make him miss the shot. Great start.
18:37: Wow. Rare James Doulgas citing; he grabs an offensive foul and dishes to Gardner for a three. Amazing—maybe he CAN play. Chris Gervino makes reference to “aggressive” Missouri defense. I laugh until I cry.
17:25: Douglas promptly turns the ball over on the break. Maybe he CAN’T play. I realize that if I were Jason Horton, nothing would embarrass me more than losing playing time to James Douglas.
16:55: Another Gardner to Brown alley-oop. How does this play work so often. Missouri does it at least twice a game…
15:40: Why does Jason Horton ever shoot threes?
14:23: Jason Horton commits an obvious offensive foul trying to set a screen. What a player.
13:40: Kevin Young just hit an 8-footer… what? It still disturbs me that he’s Missouri’s second best player. That’s a great sign for the future…
12:20: Missouri has gone to a lineup featuring Douglas AND Horton. Can someone explain to me why this is happening?
10:40: Jason Horton shoots another three. He misses again. Again, why?
9:57: I get bored and decide to lay down while I do this. At least I should be comfortable.
Halftime: I wake up and realize I fell asleep. I look at the score, and its 43-21. How has Missouri surrendered 43 first-half points to a team that AVERAGES 55? I don’t know. I realize only Missouri could allow such a thing. I don’t know for sure, but if I have to guess, this would be my venture: lots of turnovers, lots of missed threes, little defense, little heart. I realize I have no interest in continuing the log. I blame Quin.
End: Final score: I can’t even post this… all I know is only Missouri can give up 90 points to a team that averages 55/game. Quin, you’ve turned this program into an embarrassment. No one out there is playing for him; he has to go. He has to go. I can’t believe this. Is this some bizarre world? So embarrassed, I can’t even describe it.
M-I-Z … F-Q-S (fire Quin Snyder).
(Yeah, I stole that from Bryan, but I don’t care)